Immortality Is the Suck Series


1 – Immortality Is the Suck
Adam’s an undercover vice cop dealing with a dark past. He’s no stranger to bad nights; in fact, he’s lived a lot of them. But he won’t survive this one. First, a drug deal he’s working goes south. Then his partner and sometimes-fuck-buddy Peter has to watch him bleed to death. But the kicker: he’s not sure what’s worse. Watching Peter cry over him or waking up undead.

Peter’s a good cop in love with a bad man. Or a bad vampire, now. Watching Adam die was the worst thing he could imagine. Until he woke up. Now their relationship’s in crisis. Adam’s in the middle of a vampire enclave at the center of Los Angeles motorcycle clubs and Peter just can’t hack it.

Adam thinks he’s fine with that. He’s a commitment-phobe. But he’s about to discover, immortality is seriously the suck.

2 – What To Buy For the Vampire Who Has Everything
As Christmas approaches, LAPD detective Peter Ortiz suspects that his former fuckbuddy and currently undead boyfriend, Adam Bertoni, is dwelling on his evil mortal life again, and going into one of his despondent slumps.

Neither Peter nor Adam have a clue why Adam’s here, how the undead thing works, or what he’s supposed to do now. What Adam does know is he’s not going to be the scumbag after death that he was in life.

Peter dreads Adam’s slumps. Partly because they often coincide with frustrating celibacy, but also there’s the niggling fear that Adam’s going to take his own unlife in a fit of remorse. Peter’s seen Adam die once and he’s not going through that again if he can help it. So, he decides to give Adam a little Christmas cheer.

But what do you give the vampire who has everything?

3 – No Rest For the Wicked
Adam has gone through a lot of changes in the past year, a new taste for ‘O’ neg blood and allergy to sunlight being the least of them. Maybe it’s the cute young grad student who has been sniffing around Adam’s longtime sex partner, Peter. Or maybe immortality gives a man a little too much time to think. But Adam’s feeling motivated to change a few of his ways. If he could just get Peter to stop working long enough to notice.

Peter has his own issues with dating a dead man. And after over a decade of being in love with a commitment-phobe, he’s finding it hard to believe that Adam isn’t sampling the goods of the hot young vampire he works with.

They manage their issues the way they always have. By not talking about them…until a high profile computer software genius turns up drained in Hollywood, revealing a new vampire gang in Los Angeles, and all of their troubles come to a head. There’s no rest for the wicked.

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One thought on “Immortality Is the Suck Series

  1. Chris April 20, 2010 / 6:08 pm

    I’m still in the savoring and not reading stage for No Rest for the Wicked, because after I read it, I won’t have it to read anymore…

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